Cucumbers | Lily Geidelberg

Long, thin and firm. That way, you maximise flavour and crispness, while minimising the soggy, seedy middle.  Few among us seek the best cucumber in the supermarket. Apples and strawberries often undergo careful inspection...


Too Late the Martyr | Alfred Searls

  “Chief Inspector Aventine?”   “Yes. And you are? Apart from late that is.” The policeman made little effort to conceal the disdain in his voice.   “Julia Morant…I mean…I’m Lead Investigator Morant, of...


Faggots: Food For Thought | Samuel Davies

It is the worst kept secret since Henry VIII and Jane Seymour, but the long-term goal of the left is global communism. They don’t say it out loud, even amongst themselves – the dirty...